![]() SO if your pocket STARTS two inches above board and your curve ends two inches below pocket, you just gained an extra two inches of butt, thereby creating the cursed Long Butt. However, the bottom of one’s butt is the most distinct part – it curves inward – so it clearly defines the end of the rear. And, due to this, the tops of the pockets are usually on the back above the butt, while the bottom of the pockets tend to hit mid-butt. Mom Jeans typically have long pockets and high waists. Because you see, the assumed shape of your butt has EVERYTHING to do with where your pockets are in relation to the beginning and end of said butt. Just the possibility that it could be avoided lifted a burden off of her shoulders. Immediately, relief washed over her face. It is a symptom completely avoidable by ensuring proper knowledge in how to outfit one’s butt. And, to be more specific, the pocket placement on the jeans. I told her that Long Butt is not a “condition” that some women contract – butts don’t elongate. ![]() I quickly jumped in, because, you see, I often ponder about deep issues such as this. junk in tha trunk, but she just didn’t want her butt to get LONG. She said that she didn’t mind if she had a little extra curvature, a.k.a. She was sorely afraid – nay, terrified even – of attaining the dreaded “long butt” that seems to happen to moms in their mid-30’s or early 40’s. Click here to read that post.Ī few months ago during one of our more “social” small group gatherings (in which all of the guys tend to gravitate to the kitchen to be closest to the snacks while the girls sit in the living room where they can talk about “girl stuff”), Lydia shared with us a deep fear that has been seated in her heart for a long time.īeing that she is in her early 30’s, the possibility of it coming to pass was getting closer and closer. UPDATED: A Plus Sized Sequel was published on October 12, 2012.
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